{"id":1368,"date":"2014-12-03T14:01:31","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T12:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=1368"},"modified":"2016-11-06T19:51:26","modified_gmt":"2016-11-06T17:51:26","slug":"dont-panic-a-towel-is-a-perfect-present-for-xmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=1368","title":{"rendered":"DON’T PANIC – A towel is a perfect present for Xmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

The countdown for Christmas shopping is running. But DON’T PANIC, the perfect Christmas gift is ready for shipping: The DON’T PANIC Towel<\/a><\/p>\n

‘A Towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.’*<\/strong> <\/p>\n

\"DON'T<\/p>\n

For all hitchhiker’s and fans of Douglas Adams, the author of the ‘Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy’ we have the right companion for your life, the Universe and Everything. A beautiful bath towel, with the smart advice: DON’T PANIC. <\/p>\n

Of course, you can use it just right after you have taken a shower or bath, but there are a lot of more things to do with a lovely towel:<\/p>\n

‘Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough’* <\/p>\n

Here you can get it: DON’T PANIC Towel Shop<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shipping worldwide – Even Lenin got one<\/a>. <\/p>\n

* Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, chapter 3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The countdown for Christmas shopping is running. But DON’T PANIC, the perfect Christmas gift is ready for shipping: The DON’T PANIC Towel ‘A Towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.’* For all hitchhiker’s and fans of Douglas Adams, the author of the ‘Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy’ we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7,51],"tags":[112,22,62,77,21],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-dont-panic","category-english","tag-dont-panic-towel","tag-douglas-adams","tag-h2g2","tag-towel","tag-towel-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/poGda-m4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1672,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions\/1672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}