{"id":2178,"date":"2020-11-14T20:47:32","date_gmt":"2020-11-14T19:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=2178"},"modified":"2021-11-13T12:00:54","modified_gmt":"2021-11-13T11:00:54","slug":"xmas-2020-and-corona-pandemic-dont-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=2178","title":{"rendered":"Xmas 2020 and Corona pandemic. DON&#8217;T PANIC&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In extraordinarily harsh times we need something we trust: A towel with the inscription DON&#8217;T PANIC. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The countdown for Xmas shopping is running. But DON&#8217;T PANIC, the perfect Christmas gift is ready for shipping: The <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.royal-plus.de\/dna\/indexE.html\" target=\"_blank\">DON&#8217;T PANIC Towel<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8216;A Towel &#8211; Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.&#8217;*<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/panic_towel.jpg\" alt=\"DON'T PANIC Towel\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>For all hitchhiker&#8217;s and fans of Douglas Adams, the author of the &#8216;Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy&#8217; we have the right companion for your life, the Universe and Everything. A beautiful bath towel, with the smart advice: DON&#8217;T PANIC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, you can use it just right after you have taken a shower or bath, but there are a lot of more things to do with a lovely towel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can&#8217;t see it, it can&#8217;t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough&#8217;*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here you can get it: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.royal-plus.de\/dna\/indexE.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">DON&#8217;T PANIC Towel Shop<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shipping worldwide &#8211; Even <a href=\"https:\/\/us.macbay.net\/koken\/albums\/towel-day\/content\/towelday02\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Lenin got one<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy, chapter 3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In extraordinarily harsh times we need something we trust: A towel with the inscription DON&#8217;T PANIC. The countdown for Xmas shopping is running. 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