{"id":2317,"date":"2021-11-13T18:41:44","date_gmt":"2021-11-13T17:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2021-11-13T18:41:48","modified_gmt":"2021-11-13T17:41:48","slug":"42-days-until-xmas-2021-but-dont-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?p=2317","title":{"rendered":"42 days until Xmas 2021, but  DON&#8217;T PANIC&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In harsh times, like the current pandemic, we need something we trust: A towel with the inscription DON&#8217;T PANIC. The countdown for Xmas shopping is running. But DON&#8217;T PANIC, the perfect Christmas gift is ready for shipping: The <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.royal-plus.de\/dna\/indexE.html\" target=\"_blank\">DON&#8217;T PANIC Towel<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8216;A Towel &#8211; Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.&#8217;*<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"750\" data-attachment-id=\"2023\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?attachment_id=2023\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"498,750\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D90&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1552839455&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;16&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"towelday 2022\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;DON&amp;#8217;T PANIC Towel in Marrakesch&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh-266x400.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"2023\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/?attachment_id=2023\" class=\"wp-image-2023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh.jpg 498w, https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/us.gluecksbazillus.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/towelday_2019_marrakesh-266x400.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>For all hitchhiker&#8217;s and fans of Douglas Adams, the author of the &#8216;Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy&#8217; we have the right companion for your life, the Universe and Everything. A beautiful bath towel, with the smart advice: DON&#8217;T PANIC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, you can use it just right after you have taken a shower or bath, but there are a lot of more things to do with a lovely towel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can&#8217;t see it, it can&#8217;t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough&#8217;*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here you can get it: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.royal-plus.de\/dna\/indexE.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">DON&#8217;T PANIC Towel Shop<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shipping worldwide &#8211; Even <a href=\"https:\/\/us.macbay.net\/koken\/albums\/towel-day\/content\/towelday02\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Lenin got one<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy, chapter 3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In harsh times, like the current pandemic, we need something we trust: A towel with the inscription DON&#8217;T PANIC. 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